$117,867

So, according to salary.com I'm worth $117,867 a year. That's right. If we were to hire someone to cook, clean and take care of our two little girls, we'd have to pay her quite a bit. I don't contribute financially to our family's income nowadays. I was reminded of that last night as Ben and I were going over our financial information before taking it to our CPA. I don't get paid in dollars; I get paid in snuggles and winks. I get to be here when you sing silly songs about holes in your underwear. I get to be the one who takes care of you when your fever's running at 103.6. I don't have to go off to work and worry all day long. I can sneak into your room to check on you any time I want. So keep your 117,867 dollars, salary.com. I'll keep my girls with me right here at home. Even if my house would be cleaner for 117 grand.